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Oakland, Ca.<br style="display:none"/> 95610 http://www. tankcrimes. com
For Immediate Release 5 5 2008
John the Baker returns to New York with new band Instant Asshole
John “the Baker” Eppard, the guy arrested for the lyrical content of his songs in Woodstock NY (1994) and proved the case against him unconstitutional (1995) and won an out of court settlement against the Town of Woodstock for $20,000 (1997) returns to NY after 10 years with his new band, Instant Asshole.<br style="display:none"/>
Following his freedom of speech victory, John the Baker left NY. Yet before leaving, he inspired a secret investigation against the Woodstock Police force with his song, “Cops Are FKin Little Girls”. Well, the cops were, and the State Police investigation proved it and as a result 6 Woodstock Police officers were fired for sexual misconduct.<br style="display:none"/>
John the Baker is the brother of noted Woodstock area musician Jimmy Eppard and Uncle to internationally renowned recording artists Joey Eppard (Three) and Josh Eppard (Weerd Science, former Coheed and Cambria).<br style="display:none"/>
Instant Asshole is touring the Northeast in support of their new Tank Crimes Records split vinyl release with Boston’s Mouth Sewn Shut. During this tour, Instant Asshole will play 2 special shows June 8th in John the Bakers hometown of Kingston NY at The Basement 744 Broadway.<br style="display:none"/> An early 5pm ALL AGES show with local favorites U.T.D., Stench and Soul4Sale.<br style="display:none"/> The evenings show at 9pm is 21+ and will feature Joey Eppard and Josh Eppard doing a duo as well as performances by DENT (members of THREE and Peacebomb) and an opening performance by locals Dead Unicorn.<br style="display:none"/>
Instant Asshole will also be joined by nephew Joey Eppard's band THREE in at the Velvet Lounge 915 U St NW Washington DC
www.velvetloungedc.com Following Three's return from THE PROGRESSIVE NATION TOUR .
TOUR STARTS- May 29- June -9 2008
May 29 at O’BRIENS w/ Mouth Sewn shut
3 Harvard Ave, Allston, Massachusetts 02134
May 30 at THE MIDWAY (All Ages 6pm early show)
3496 Washington Street, Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts 02130
May 31 at WELFARE RECORDS
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut
58 River St, Haverhill, Massachusetts
June 1 at KNITTING FACTORY
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut
74 Leonard Street New York, NY 10013 June 2 at BELVEDERE’S
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut
4016 Butler St, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15201
June 3 at SIDEBAR
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut 218 E.<br style="display:none"/> Lexington Street, Baltimore, Maryland 21202
June 4 at Velvet Lounge DC
w/ THREE
915 U Street, Washington DC 20001
June 5 at Don Pedros
w/Arkhams, WWIX
90 Manhattan Ave, Brooklyn, New York
June 6 at Venue TBA Richmond, Virginia
June 7 at Rochester Venue TBA Rochester, New York June 8 at The Basement 744 Broadway
Kingston, New York 12401 June 9 at Valentines
17 new Scotland ave, Albany, New York
http://instantashole. tripod. com
Oakland, Ca.<br style="display:none"/> 95610 http://www. tankcrimes. com
For Immediate Release 5 5 2008
John the Baker returns to New York with new band Instant Asshole
John “the Baker” Eppard, the guy arrested for the lyrical content of his songs in Woodstock NY (1994) and proved the case against him unconstitutional (1995) and won an out of court settlement against the Town of Woodstock for $20,000 (1997) returns to NY after 10 years with his new band, Instant Asshole.<br style="display:none"/>
Following his freedom of speech victory, John the Baker left NY. Yet before leaving, he inspired a secret investigation against the Woodstock Police force with his song, “Cops Are FKin Little Girls”. Well, the cops were, and the State Police investigation proved it and as a result 6 Woodstock Police officers were fired for sexual misconduct.<br style="display:none"/>
John the Baker is the brother of noted Woodstock area musician Jimmy Eppard and Uncle to internationally renowned recording artists Joey Eppard (Three) and Josh Eppard (Weerd Science, former Coheed and Cambria).<br style="display:none"/>
Instant Asshole is touring the Northeast in support of their new Tank Crimes Records split vinyl release with Boston’s Mouth Sewn Shut. During this tour, Instant Asshole will play 2 special shows June 8th in John the Bakers hometown of Kingston NY at The Basement 744 Broadway.<br style="display:none"/> An early 5pm ALL AGES show with local favorites U.T.D., Stench and Soul4Sale.<br style="display:none"/> The evenings show at 9pm is 21+ and will feature Joey Eppard and Josh Eppard doing a duo as well as performances by DENT (members of THREE and Peacebomb) and an opening performance by locals Dead Unicorn.<br style="display:none"/>
Instant Asshole will also be joined by nephew Joey Eppard's band THREE in at the Velvet Lounge 915 U St NW Washington DC
www.velvetloungedc.com Following Three's return from THE PROGRESSIVE NATION TOUR .
TOUR STARTS- May 29- June -9 2008
May 29 at O’BRIENS w/ Mouth Sewn shut
3 Harvard Ave, Allston, Massachusetts 02134
May 30 at THE MIDWAY (All Ages 6pm early show)
3496 Washington Street, Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts 02130
May 31 at WELFARE RECORDS
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut
58 River St, Haverhill, Massachusetts
June 1 at KNITTING FACTORY
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut
74 Leonard Street New York, NY 10013 June 2 at BELVEDERE’S
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut
4016 Butler St, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15201
June 3 at SIDEBAR
w/ The Restarts & Mouth Sewn Shut 218 E.<br style="display:none"/> Lexington Street, Baltimore, Maryland 21202
June 4 at Velvet Lounge DC
w/ THREE
915 U Street, Washington DC 20001
June 5 at Don Pedros
w/Arkhams, WWIX
90 Manhattan Ave, Brooklyn, New York
June 6 at Venue TBA Richmond, Virginia
June 7 at Rochester Venue TBA Rochester, New York June 8 at The Basement 744 Broadway
Kingston, New York 12401 June 9 at Valentines
17 new Scotland ave, Albany, New York
http://instantashole. tripod. com
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